Joke for the Day

A Special Hymn

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."


And then finally, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."


He sat down.


The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

posted by Pat